How many of these did you say in church as a kid? And how many times did yo mama slap you on the back of the head for being a smart alec?
"Why is okay for Jesus to drink wine but not me?"
"We had Easter eggs in Sunday school, but instead of candy, they had stupid object lessons in them."
"I don't think that church dress fits you anymore."
"Why do we have to give God money? I could buy a new video game with that! God doesn't even PLAY video games!"
"So God can take a day off, but I can't?"
"Can I bring my Game Boy to church?"
"Why do I have to go to church to worship God? Isn't God everywhere?!"
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