44 Doughnut Hymns

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Last Thursday was National Doughnut Day, the one day a year we truly celebrate these Heavenly Halos of deep fried deliciousness. November 5 is not to be confused with "National Donut Day" in June, which, while still focusing on these delicious treats, was actually created to honor something else entirely.

To discover the difference in the two holidays, you can read about them here and here.

Last year, to celebrate this holiday, we took to Twitter and lead a #ReplaceHymnsWithDoughnuts hashtag to see how many clever ways we could stick our favorite fried flavor rings into church music. Here's some of the best we came up with:

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• Jesus Loves The Little Munchkins
• O For a Thousand Donuts to Dunk
• O Little Town of Bostom Cream
• Precious Lord Tim My Hortons
• All the Poor and Powderless
• The Old Rugged Cruller
• Lord, How Long John?
• Midgee to Save
• Cream-Fill My Heart
• Our Box of Joy is Here Again
• One Thing Remains (It's Lemon, Sorry)
• Rack of Glazes
• His Eye is on the Sprinkles
• Glaze to Face
• All Hail the Power of Johnnycakes
• Glaze My Soul the Kreme of Heaven
• There Is No Treat So Sweet on Earth
• The Kreme of Love
• O Beauteous Heavenly Delight
• Bear the Claws
• When the Jelly Roll is Called Up Yonder
• Bavarian One
• Crown It with Mini Crumbs
• Boxology
• Consuming Five
• Count Your Sprinkles
• Softly and Chocolatey
• More Than A-glazing
• Cake to My Rescue
• Dough in My Heart
• Like a Longjohn
• Glazed I Am
• Box of My Everything (One of Each)
• He's Got The Whole Dozen In His Hands
• Apple Crumb-suming Fire
• It Came Upon a Midnight Eclair
• Give Us Clean Hands (More Napkins, Please)
• Jelly From the Inside Out
• Glory to His Glaze
• Fritter of our Fathers
• How Great our Jelly
• There is Powdered Sugar in the Name
• Kreme of Glory

...and, of course...

• Amazing Glaze