Matt Coker | @MatthewSCoker
Mommaaaaaaa.... I killed a maaaaaann.... OH! Sorry, hi there. Well, it's Mother's Day again. And that means that it's Sunday morning and you had forgotten all about it until the moment you walked into church and saw those big vases full of roses they're gonna pass out.
Now you have a decision to make. Do you pretend to have a stomach ache during service and quickly run to Walgreens while she thinks you're in the restroom with intestinal problems? Do you sneak into the kid's Sunday School room and throw together a homemade card like you did when you were a kid and risk getting glitter in your stubble? Or do you sit there and craft a beautifully worded Facebook post as her "gift" and tag her in it so she'll see it when she gets home and pretend that was your terrible plan all along?
How about none of those?!
Instead, after service (or DURING, if you are bold enough) serenade her with one of these special "Mom Hymns":
Happy Mother's Day!
Matt Coker is the Ministry Director of The Back Row. He is married to a beautiful woman he met when they were both in youth group and they have one mischievous son together. Matt collects Funko Pop figures, loves time travel movies, and enjoys jerky meats. You can contact Matt via the contact page or on Twitter at @MatthewSCoker.