Brody Tests Christian Pick-Up Lines

Back Row Brody | @BackRowBrody

Ever since Miss Piggy stopped returning my calls, I've been one lonely man puppet. Everybody has always told me that Christian girls need to be wooed in just the right way, so clearly, I assumed that meant they loved "Christian Pick-Up Lines".

So, in my seemingly eternal search for love, I try out the Ultimate List (with mixed results).

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Brody the Puppet is a puppet. Named Brody. He's been fired from the Church's Puppet Ministry and has been banned from Children's Church. He takes no guff and pulls no punches. He thinks Elmo is a straight up punk. He is also infrequently on Twitter. Currently, you can contact him at @BackRowBrody.